lørdag, desember 14, 2002

Of Course, It's Hardest On The Horse:

SEX SWAP FIGHT OVER PONY IN A BATHROOM
Dec 12 2002

A TRANSSEXUAL fled her home because she feared her wife would kill her, a court heard yesterday.

Kaye Campbell said Joanne Campbell attacked her after a row about a Shetland pony in their bathroom. More...

fredag, desember 13, 2002

What's Better Than Trek?

Why, Turkish Trek!, of course!
For Those Who Keep Asking Me:

The Coulter thing was indeed satire. However, I agree that I too am a bit disturbed by its believeability.

onsdag, desember 11, 2002

The Perfect Holiday Gift: The John Ashcroft Snow Globe!


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Who's This Guy?
The Kind Of Gift That Teachers Can Really Use:

HOLYOKE, Mass. (AP) Instead of the regular holiday gifts, a Holyoke teacher received a small bag of marijuana from a 4-year-old student.

When the Churchill Head Start Early Childhood Center teacher Iris Galvez asked where she got the gift Monday afternoon, the girl told her she got it ''from her mommy,'' according to a police report, obtained by the Union-News of Springfield.

However when the girl's mother, Shelin Colon, 32, came to pick up her daughter from school, she denied any knowledge of where the girl might have gotten the marijuana, police said.

''It couldn't be true. I don't have any drugs in the house,'' Colon said, according to the police report.

More here.

tirsdag, desember 10, 2002

A New Addition To The Cannon

Dec. 9, 2002  |  Conservative columnist Ann Coulter announced today that she has written a children's book, joining such celebrities as Jerry Seinfeld, John Lithgow and Spike Lee in the kid-lit field. Coulter says her book "I Know You Are but What Am I?" is aimed at the 4-to-6 age group and reflects such old-fashioned values as self-reliance, hard work and bigotry.

Claims Coulter, "Children are being ill-served by the liberal publishing industry that tries to sell them a bill of goods about how 'self-esteem' and 'compassion' will get them somewhere in life. They need books that show them the value of being white, Christian and middle-class -- now, while they are still young enough to make use of the message."

Coulter asserts that her book not only prepares children for life by teaching them basic facts, such as "Liberals are wrong about everything," but also helps them to cope with the rigors of the playground.

"Let's face it -- children can be cruel in their taunts and teasing. My book helps arm your children by giving them better, crueler invective and more creative taunts to lob at their opponents."

Coulter's effort is an "I Can Read It Myself" book, since the author believes that children should pull themselves up by their own bootstraps and get literate, instead of relying on parents to read to them, or on teachers to teach them.

She also feels that a diet of fantasy books about such characters as Harry Potter and Winnie the Pooh has a deleterious effect on young people's ambition and drive.

? More here.

mandag, desember 09, 2002

Trent Lott's Lost Dream

Senator Trent Lott, Republican of Mississippi, said this the other day Strom Thurmond's birthday party: "I want to say this about my state: When Strom Thurmond ran for president we voted for him. We're proud of it. And if the rest of the country had of followed our lead we wouldn't of had all these problems over all these years, either."

What sort of "problems over the years" do you think Mr. Lott is referring to? Here's a clue from the 1948 Democratic ticket:

MISSISSIPPI, 1948. You have a choice: Vote for Harry Truman, which is a vote for "passage of Truman's so-called civil rights program in the next Congress" including "the vicious . . . anti-poll tax, anti-lynching and anti-segregation proposals," or vote for then-governor of South Carolina Strom Thurmond. But if you vote for the former, "our way of life in the South will be gone forever."

Anti-poll tax? Anti-slavery? Anti Lynching?!!! Just what type of monster was this Truman guy, anyway? Yes, things sure would've been different! For one, sales of rope over that last 54 years might have been much higher!



søndag, desember 08, 2002

The Mayberry Machiavellis Do It Again

Kissinger named to head the 9/11 probe? Isn't that guy a poven liar and wanted in many places as a war criminal? What about those "secret bombings?" What is it with the Bush Administration and their habit of handing out jobs people who have made careers out of trampling the Constitution?
Fluffernutter avec Pan

Haven't had a $5 Peanut Butter sandwich in a while? Then good god, man, head to New York!