Dumasses

From This Modern World:

"According to J.D. Power and Associates' survey of consumers who have purchased a new vehicle within the last ninety days, Hummers rank last in consumer satisfaction.

Main complaint? Oh, how I wish I had a drumroll. Wait for it:

Excessive fuel consumption.

Yes.

The poor darlings. How could they possibly have foreseen this unanticipated drawback?"

Feeling Safer?

NEAR KUT, Iraq, May 3 -- A specially trained Defense Department team, dispatched after a month of official indecision to survey a major Iraqi radioactive waste repository, today found the site heavily looted and said it was impossible to tell whether nuclear materials were missing.


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