What The Fuck?

"Bush made a 20-minute speech to a crowd of about 500 party faithful in the main ballroom of the Hanover Marriott at a $2,000-a-plate evening fund-raiser.
Not breaking any ground, Bush highlighted the accomplishments of his administration, saying he had eliminated the terror threat from Afghanistan and weapons of mass destruction from Iraq and ensured that Medicare will remain solvent.
"I came to this office to solve problems and not pass them on to future presidents and future generations," Bush told the crowd."

Eliminated the terror threat & weapons of madd destruction? Is he serious?

Wasn't This Trent Lott's Idea?

Trolling around the letters to the editor of the Tucson Citizen (it's a slow day), I came across this pearl of wisdom:

Executions would halt killings

We can stop the murders of American soldiers in Iraq by those who seek revenge or to regain their power. Whenever there is an assassination or another atrocity we should proceed to the closest mosque and execute five of the first Muslims we encounter.

After all this is a "Holy War" and although such a procedure is not fair or just, it might end the horror.

Machiavelli was correct. In war it is more effective to be feared than loved and the end result would be a more equitable solution for both giving us a chance to build a better Iraq for the Iraqis.

- EMORY METZ WRIGHT JR., M.D.

Wow, Emory really want's to get it on! I guess he's a strong believer in Bush's "more dead = more peace" philosophy.

From XOverboard

"The President today signed the Healthy Forests Act. It removes restrictions on logging and cutting down forests. Why? Because trees are dangerous.

You know, it's not even that the logging is bad. It's the fact that the people running our country have so little respect for Americans that they keep insulting people's intelligence like this.

Tune in next week for the signing of the "Ice Cream and Hugs for Everyone Act," in which every American stands in line while the President and his closest advisors slap us individually in the face with their dicks."